I... Hate... Dave... And.. My.. God. I HATE THEM! My God kept me under the water getting eaten by killer fish since the update came out yesterday. So he finally turns it off and wouldn't ya know it! Harbor master was updated now making me swim with heavy cargo as I crazily try to avoid boats!
So you may be wondering, how is that pygmy so good looking, well ladies let me tell ya... however, since this is a blog about me and what's up on the island, I'm afraid I can't tell you about how I keep my devilishly handsome looks.
Even so, in bait master, once you send us down underwater drop the anchor to ring a sound that will attract the piranhas. Once that happens, the (cruel) game begins. Drag a line from the piranha to us to get the piranha to eat and beat us up. But be careful, if two piranhas get too close together, they will cause a fight sending the on screen piranhas swimming away, ending the mini game. Also now in Ooga Jump, the Doodler comes sooner. Oh JOY!
In the Harbor Master thingy, hold the Harbor Master logo for a few seconds on the home screen, and you will see me fall from the sky for my awesome solo dance. Once you see me dancing, as you play the game, you will see us swimming happily about (only because we're getting paid big money for this) holding cubes on our chests, you have to guide us through the waters and into a loading dock where we will drop our cargo and swim away while avoiding giant ships that could crush us on impact.
Oh! And don't tell my God, but I'm going to throw him a surprise birthday party on the 16th and my present to him is going to be a piranha in a box. But don't tell him.
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